Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
by Pain_intolerant / 03/11/2011 at 9:11am / Canada / Health
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Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are.
#11 - On 03/11/2011 at 10:13am by DocBastard
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Wow. That sucks hardcore.
#1 - On 03/11/2011 at 10:06am by Mehness
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