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Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26470) - you deserved it (4749)

On 03/11/2011 at 9:11am - health - by Pain_intolerant - Canada

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Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are.

Wait, what?

#11 - On 03/11/2011 at 10:13am by DocBastard

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Wow. That sucks hardcore.

#1 - On 03/11/2011 at 10:06am by Mehness

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