Health: Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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By ENZ - 03/11/2019 23:30

Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 11:17 - United States - Gurnee

Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML

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By Ted, E. Vic - 01/05/2016 05:39 - United States

Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML

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By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

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By Rojo - 14/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML

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Lufferkinz 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:50

Hole in your pocket... literally

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:01

How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.

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Lufferkinz 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:50

Hole in your pocket... literally

meowmeowwkitty 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:12

nice blue waffle

dusty209 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 15:57

kick his shit out and tell him goodbye. hes got to learn to take care of himself

Lolerskatez 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 13:34

#1 you should really google blue waffle, then maybe consider a different colour.

mooshibear140 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 1:12

Nice picture, #1. :P

Lamlot 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 23:55

Get well soon and relax, smoke a bit, go do free shit in your town,

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 7:26

Do smoking and 'doing shit' make you feel better? Doing that shit will indeed get you in some shit, my friend.

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:01

How do you have sex with a shit? Please demonstrate.

insanesna1l 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:03

get drunk. it's amazing how your problems just disappear

SirEBC 7

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:01

Do you happen to be living with the guy in the story above this one?? 0_0

all4pooh 4

Thursday 24 February 2011 2:28

Hmmm could be

MissyBee08 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:44

lol good one

Hanimon 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:03

I keep thinking you really are the dude in your picture

IStoleTheCookies 16

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:05

sexy beast

IStoleTheCookies 16

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:08

I wish I was as cool as you

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:11

Time to get an actual professional career and stop working piss ant jobs for chump change.

awesome545 1

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:12

aww, that sucks. I feel bad for you. well that's why I live in Canada and we don't have to pay when we go to the doctors.

Lufferkinz 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:17

Well, combined with milk-in-a-bag and your bacon which is really just ham, I wanna live in Canada now.

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 1:49

lol, the milk in the bag is only on the East coast. Otherwise we just have boring old four litre jugs!

Withired_Away 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 4:22

I live in Newfoundland we have milk in cartons thank you very much. maybe in pei they do...

vettle 6

Thursday 24 February 2011 5:26

I've never seen milk in a bag so shut it

MyChemical_fml 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 6:18

There's bagged milk in Ontario.. But cartons also exist here.. Stop hating :(

Seabass732 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:30

don't forget curling! the best sport known to man!!!

Im_Jesus_BITCH 3

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:38

lol, well sorry. Yeah, they do in Ontario, and when I lived in New Brunswick we had the bags.

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:35

Milk-In-A-Bag is weird. What do Canadians call American bacon? American bacon??

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:44

59 - No, we call strip bacon "bacon". The meat on an egg McMuffin from McDonalds is called "Canadian bacon" here.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:15

I get the feeling that iStoleTheCookies is Boners' alternate account..

_trollA_ 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 0:25

and everybody loves it!

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