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Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

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At least he knows girls poop.. Remember the girl that had to use the gas station to poop because her boyfriend thought girls didn't poop? Would you prefer that?

#3 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:08am by CheaRight

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that is extremely cute!
i wish i had a boyfriend who was so considered with my .. pooping HAHAH XD

#7 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:17am by DianaFromHolland

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