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Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42193) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

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Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack.

That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!

#8 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:31am by justfienne

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sounds like you might need a bubble.

#1 - On 02/16/2011 at 6:09am by thisismy83

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