Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

by Anonymous / 02/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

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  • I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

    #1 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:12am by allmidnighteyes

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  • Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning.

    Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

    #4 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:21am by Mirorbo

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