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Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28800) - you deserved it (2729)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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I got the magic in me. Every time I sneeze, I shit violently. Magic, magic, magiiic. Magic, magic, magiiic.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:12am by allmidnighteyes

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Darling, if it was coming from both ends, it was probably food poisoning.

Don't quote me on that though, I'm just speaking from experience.

#4 - On 02/15/2011 at 6:21am by Mirorbo

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