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Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25882) - you deserved it (5394)

On 02/08/2011 at 9:46am - health - by mmromig - United States (District of Columbia)

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are you sure she didn't just say "try new things to boost your confidence, like getting a new hair style"?

is that what she said OP? are you just trying to get attention OP? you're obviously not paying her enough.

#3 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:57pm by elmski87

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Why don't you just lay back on my couch and tell me how that makes you feel.

#4 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:57pm by F_U_imcrippled

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