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Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77910) - you deserved it (6672)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Oh honey, I know exactly how you feel. I get them worse than anyone I know. Feel better. =[

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:17pm by ultravioletbaby

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Oh goodness, I've had my period (with crippling cramps and nausea) on my birthday pretty much every year since I got my period. It's hell. I know how you feel...it does suck. Oh and #3...I think she means the first day of THIS particular period.

#4 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:18pm by Mabel1989

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