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Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML


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On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

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I'm glad you were a good pupil and saw the problem. At least you had a good sense of vitreous humour about it and didn't lash out at the optometrist or browbeat him. To celebrate, go to McDonald's and get a Big Macula and freyes.

*posted from my iPhone with retina display*

#14 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:58am by DocBastard

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You didn't put them on when you first picked them up? I thought that was standard procedure.

#3 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:29am by lifes_a_b1tch

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