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Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (2205)

On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)

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Duuude, that's just not right...

#2 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:22pm by LightningLadyy

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Ah, your roomate is a parselmouth. Keep a close eye on them.

#9 - On 01/21/2011 at 5:38pm by rattusrattus

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