Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health

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  • People get colonoscopies all of the time.
    Big deal.

    #4 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:12am by SirEBC

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  • When doctors get to the bottom of things, they quite literally get to the bottom of them.

    #3 - On 01/19/2011 at 3:11am by FYLDeep

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