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Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (7291) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

#4 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:26pm by FYLDeep

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These tables... they plot these things....

#6 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:39pm by xStarKillerx

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