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Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (5035)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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at least it was free a lot of people have to pay a lot for one of those

#2 - On 01/14/2011 at 7:42pm by chazzlerazzle

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#1 - On 01/14/2011 at 7:41pm by sweet_candy_

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