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Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML


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On 01/10/2011 at 2:14pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

#7 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:23pm by satomi_ishida

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weirder things have happend

#1 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:13pm by MassEffectNerd

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