Health: Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents...

By biscuit - 07/01/2011 05:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By Bianca - 19/02/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my car’s at the mechanic's so I called my mom and asked her to come pick me up from class, since it ends at 9pm and I was scared to walk home at night. She told me, “Oh honey, you have nothing to worry about, you’re too fat to get raped, plus you need the exercise.” FML

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By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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By TheFatOne - 31/08/2014 19:27 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my plans to go see my grandma, because I wasn't feeling too well. I called her to apologize, but she had trouble remembering who I was. When I told her my name, she said "Oh, the FAT one." Yes grandma, the fat one. FML

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By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By LadyJane - 13/01/2017 14:21

Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML

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By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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Naitras 15

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise

TheWhiteDemon 0

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution

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TheWhiteDemon 0

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

well, you do need exercise but i dont think what they did is the best solution

hedgerow 0

Friday 7 January 2011 13:25

yeah it is, three miles is nothing!

iSitt 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:14

ops grandma cried because she has seen what being fat does to the health over the decades.

TwoZeroOZ 2

Friday 7 January 2011 20:16

No kidding. FYL for thinking 3 miles is a terrible distance.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 22 May 2018 3:05

I work about 20 minutes away from where I live in a cafe. Believe me after a 7 hour shift of running around like crazy those 20 minutes absolutely kill me...

kaoss54 3

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

hahahahaha suks to be u! lol

Naitras 15

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

so... walking never hurt anyone and by the sounds of things you need the exercise

deathpotato 11

Friday 7 January 2011 15:12

well said.

IcyHell 0

Friday 7 January 2011 12:06

You so fat...

Mirorbo 26

Friday 7 January 2011 12:08

Here come the comments insulting OP under the assumption that she is obese. *sigh*

Mirorbo 26

Friday 7 January 2011 12:10

UNDER the assumption! UNDER! Mods, darlings, could you be sweethearts and please fix this for me? I missed it until the last second.

KristinaKreme 0

Friday 7 January 2011 14:05

Cold-hearted assholes -_-

Zmeilerr 22

Friday 7 January 2011 17:17

Agreed, 46

rasta_pasta 4

Saturday 8 January 2011 6:24

she's probably not obese, just lazy. either way she won't find much sympathy.

Person000 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 11:09

INSULTS UNDER THE ASSUMPTION SHE'S FAT? The grandma ******* cried she's so fat. I don't think we are just assuming. stop being so ******* over sensitive about obesity. It's the worst health related problem in the united states. it's predicted 90% of us will be overweight by 2050. ITS TIME WE GET TOUGH ON THIS PROBLEM, SORRY IF THAT MEANS OFFENDING SOME PEOPLE.