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Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41534) - you deserved it (5398)

On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am - health - by Jake (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by farmgirl

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Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

#2 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:15am by Higgyoo

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