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Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (2509)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Hey maybe he's into that shit.

#3 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:09am by nicknesser

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At least he can take shit from you.

#5 - On 01/04/2011 at 6:14am by Wuhuh

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