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Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9009) - you deserved it (38825)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark

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YDI for stealing her hat. That's not a very lice thing to do.

#7 - On 12/30/2010 at 7:25pm by illmatic2

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Wow, another lice FML. Forget swine flu, HIV, Ebola, and SARS. It appears the lice outbreak is epidemic!

#3 - On 12/30/2010 at 7:12pm by DocBastard

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