Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Health

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  • Seriously? Leaving straightners or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on nowww! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

    #7 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:09am by omgshaylaaa

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  • Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?

    #2 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:04am by manforgot

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