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Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML


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On 12/24/2010 at 2:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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...She's a nurse...she shouldn't be 'disgusted' by things like that.

I hope you get your infection cleared up, darling!~

#1 - On 12/24/2010 at 6:09am by Mirorbo

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haha at least you finally popped that sucker, I hate pimples on the ear

#6 - On 12/24/2010 at 6:14am by memo619

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