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Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (17161)

On 12/08/2010 at 1:26am - health - by whyme -

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op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!

#16 - On 12/08/2010 at 6:15am by muffinkitty

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why wouldn't you text someone you're close with, surely you know that there'd be more sympathy coming from someone you're close to.

#3 - On 12/08/2010 at 6:04am by annowew

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