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Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

#7 - On 11/25/2010 at 10:10am by clownman

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Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye.

"Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

#5 - On 11/25/2010 at 10:09am by aback

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