Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2009 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Health

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  • I'm guessing you actually said "pig flu", not "swine flu", didn't you?

    #7 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:09am by plethora

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  • Hilarious.
    I know a guy who has believed for over three years now that bird flu will bring the end of the world. Soon as I saw the news I sent him a message saying OMG - flu outbreak and this one's got ur name on it!

    #6 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:08am by dirtyhippie

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