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Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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that's just funny

#2 - On 11/10/2010 at 10:03am by benr

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Hand in your testicles at the door please sir. You are way to dumb and gullible to be a man.

#10 - On 11/10/2010 at 10:05am by Jimboom

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