haha that sucks broski

I'm wondering what he is for Halloween...

purple eyeliner? who are you going as, David boey? xD

Boy George?

Hes goin as your dad

put coverup on your eyes?

buy makeup remover? better than walking around with it on for a few days.

get some make up remover, or use Vaseline, it takes off make up as well. good luck

nice pic #61 this shows that everyone shouldn't have Internet access.

Does my pic scare you?

I'm sure you look bootiful :]

it dosent scare anyone to see a 10 yr old holding a red rider bb-gun just a little disturbing

No, it's not scary it just shows how incredibly stupid you are. Have a terrible life!

Well I'm not stupid for one. Also I'm not 10. And third its not a bb gun its a double barrel shotgun. It's the only picture I had in my phone.

youll poke you eye out kid!!

i want an official red ryder two hundred shot range model air rife!" with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time. is your name ralphie by chance?

let me get this straight, ok you're a 14-year old kid with a gun??? how the hell? keep playing like that and you'll end up buried 15 feet underground.

Alright so what else is there to do in Colorado other than sports, hunting, fishing, and videogames. Those are the cheapest things to do here anyways.

Try getting laid, loser

Like you ever will

126=WIN

YDI for wearing make-up

I feel terrible for breaking up this obviously quite beautiful and touching party, but do you think you could take it to private messaging? MSN? Facebook? Myspace? Maybe even telepathically beam insults backwards and forth between your beautiful minds?

Sorry theres no messaging on my phone

Sirin the peacemaker tell me something have u ever sucked one sweeter than mine?

Then I strongly recommend the "beam mean thoughts to them" strategy.

I have no idea where she lives

Ah well, then there's nothing I can do for you, besides giving you the address to a liquor store, and this empty vodka bottle. I feel like such a failure. I hope I can be forgiven for my lack of psychic powers.

I'm 16 with several guns o_o ....that's Texas though...

Hell maybe they'll give me a refill. And besides everybody owns atleast one gun. Except crazy liberals. Atleast here they do.

Warpig- Allow me to translate Sirin's rather cryptic message to you. Shut the hell up. Don't have a private 1-on-1 conversation in the comment section. Just a hint- see that "(FML Staff)" after Sirin's name? Amazingly enough, that means she's one of those "mods" you always hear about but don't often see. She can ban you. Or worse, she can change your comment to say whatever crosses her mind. So mind your manners and do what she says.

smooth one genius !

Silence! Sirin has spoken.

shit sorry

Sorry guys gosh it doesnt show that on the mobile app good God nothing bad has happend.... Yet

Thanks for the translation, DocBastard ;-)

Wait, I didn't say that! "Someone" must have changed my comment! All I said was, "lolololol your stupid!!11!eleventyone"

Sirin, I miss your old pic!

I didn't read the commenting rules, therefore I like to tweak my nipples while crying in the corner.

158, and all this time I thought staff was short for quarterstaff. The mods don't stick fight with medieval weapons?! What a kill joy.

I have guns?!

haha wow what was wrong with my comment haha ??

178, that you tweak your nipples.

hahaha

Rock climbing, camping, hiking, mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, kayaking...to name a few. Colorado is definitely not lacking when it comes to fun activities.

skiing is expensive haha

I guess people would have found out sooner or later on your trans-gender tendencies OP. No biggie.

148 - arguing more proves your point. I can clearly understand what you are trying to achieve, and by doing so, you should totally respond to this in a distressed manner.

Wow is that good or bad?

To which definition of gay are you referring, Ignorance?

Ignorance, that was perfect. There's nothing wrong with being gay, in the right context. Simply stop viewing being gay, or the word gay, as a bad thing.

Homosexuality...our generation corrupted the word gay...

111, idiots corrupted the word gay.

180 thats what the mod put not me

such hostility in the air

185, of course they did...

lololol, he needs to learn to use makeup remover xD and if that doesn't work, use metho, either way get hurt physically by that or the random passersby

So you'd beat someone because they had make up on? ..

#2 I have to say, your pic made me laugh harder than any of the fmls I've seen today.

#251, it made me laugh harder than any FML I've EVER read.

I was guessing Lady Gaga of something!

haha you should use mineral oil designed to take makeup off :) it works wonders

If he's a single guy in his 20s-30s, chances are he doesn't have legit make-up remover. I suggest Vaseline, sounds weird but it works realllly well

Adam lambert lol

Hooker.

he's going as a transvestite from transexual transylvania

yeah probably. That's what I'd guess anyway :}

yeah... I don't think so

or how about you tell everyone you're gay

69 wins.

lol, 69

or u could just tell ppl the truth

Yeah, baby wipes work like magic

or he can just use vaseline, it works for me

halloween is saturday O_o

wow you freaking moron it's Sunday

it's Sunday this year :)

Uh, well since its on the website, Halloween may not be coming up on Sunday smart one...

should HAVE*

Actually, he just spelled out "should've" with how it literally sounds, "should of." See? They sound the same! Oho!

It's still stupid and wrong.

look guys I'm sorry for my mistake and grammar nazis scare me! and I'm a girl not a guy thank you very much!

look guys I'm sorry for my mistake and I'm scared of grammar nazis! and I'm a girl not a guy thank you very much! =]

oh shut up! ok I said sorry! enough said!

Ignorance scares me.

haha! =P ^^^

Bakn, Ignorance isn't so scary. Just make sure you have plenty of wolfsbane and lima beans. Easy!

Goldiefox- I didn't mean to scare you. I was just helping you out. (:

Ok apology accepted! And yeah it's ok!