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Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML


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On 10/09/2010 at 8:47pm - health - by nikki (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!

#1 - On 10/10/2010 at 3:09am by MAGNAVOX

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whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!

#2 - On 10/10/2010 at 3:09am by lizamaphone

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