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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (5973)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

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I'm guessing you had soap or some kind of lotion on you?

For anyone who reads this who is going to try to aforementioned treatment, make sure you're completely neutral.

#4 - On 02/13/2009 at 8:43pm by Finnboghi

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Did you fart?

#12 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:11pm by Simgary56

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