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Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML


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On 08/15/2010 at 3:23am - health - by sleeplessinID (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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It does suck, but your dad is right. I'm an insomniac and my doctor prescribed me Lunesta... it's great... I can sleep and whatnot; however, if I don't take it, I CAN'T sleep. Sleeping pill dependance is a real problem. Try exercising to wear yourself our or some other non-sleeping pill options or talk to your doctor... not really a true FML but I know the feeling very well. :/

#5 - On 08/15/2010 at 10:14am by justthatonekid

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damn op that sucks... steal some from him, just don't get caught...

#12 - On 08/15/2010 at 10:22am by yagurlteeteexoxo

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