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Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9998) - you deserved it (48746)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

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Now you look like a FAT

#2 - On 08/14/2010 at 3:17am by flyboykhi

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obviously the spray has to come in contact with every inch of your skin or it won't "tan" that area....

#9 - On 08/14/2010 at 3:19am by schwancy

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