Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

by Jayswizzle / 08/11/2010 at 4:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

    #26 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:25am by sugarroxx

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  • hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

    #10 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:10am by remy3106

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