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Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (46942)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States

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how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?

#1 - On 07/12/2010 at 9:56am by xXbrokenXwingsXx

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I like OP's name. must've taken him a while to think of that one

#35 - On 07/12/2010 at 11:06am by lonesomeXheartbr

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