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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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anyone else think there should be a "parents" section on here?

#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:17am by Juli

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Oh, wow. That sounds like my mother.

#2 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:13am by JohnnyViola

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