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Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML


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On 06/20/2010 at 12:11am - health - by LoveYouTooMa (woman) - United States (New York)

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I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.

#6 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:15am by carriedaway02

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i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her

#4 - On 06/20/2010 at 6:08am by yarbles

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