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Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birtday trip to te beac, I've come down wit a serious case of te flu. My family is still going witout me, but at least now tey don't ave to pay someone to watc te dog. Happy birtday to me. FML

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On 06/16/2010 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.

#29 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:51am by Salaminizer

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:( Sorry OP. Happy Birthday and hope you get better!

#3 - On 06/17/2010 at 3:05am by boyhero

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