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Today, I spent some time in a sun-bed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML

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On 06/03/2010 at 3:55am - health - by Aiaiii (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

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Yeah. If you lie too long in a sun-bed, you can get sunburn. If you didn't know that, you're probably not old enough to show your butt to your boyfriend.

#7 - On 06/03/2010 at 10:16am by lettertjes

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should have got out earlier.. you shouldn't risk cancer though. fyl.

#3 - On 06/03/2010 at 10:14am by margxoxo

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