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Today, I was expecting a very important work call. Today was also the day I got insuppressible diarrhea. As I was running to the washroom, the phone rang. I didn't make it to the washroom or the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26727) - you deserved it (3121)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:04am - health - by phonesnshit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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why didn't you just have a portable phone with you?

#4 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:24am by kamkak

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Op sounds like you wound up in a shity situation there! I know I'm wrong for that but I couldn't pass it up...

#8 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:28am by towboatdude

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