Health: Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor...

By knickedleg - 22/05/2010 07:03 - France

Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

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By shaverguy - 15/06/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By charlotte273 - 30/06/2010 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought Veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

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By scaryhairy - 04/11/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

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First time

By februarymarchapril - 04/02/2015 03:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

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lynzykins 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

your skin is paper. go see a doctor.

FuzzyPeachez 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:37

haha. fail.

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phillyboss25 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:33

that's sad

Ms_Jessie22 8

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:33

Use the Veet with the sponge, it's way easier plus it exfoliates your skin. But yes, fail :)

mustardcat 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:36

I'm glad I'm not first on this one :)

FuzzyPeachez 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:37

haha. fail.

LilAfo 4

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:40

how can the utensil cut u? do u have like extremely sensitive skin?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:59

Its plasitc so it must have been pretty sharp? Or she pushed way too hard and at the wrong angle

qwertyuiopdead 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:46

fail

lynzykins 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

your skin is paper. go see a doctor.

Amanyyyyyy 29

Thursday 8 May 2014 3:42

Does she also have glass bones?

ChocolateScyther 19

Saturday 5 March 2016 20:04

at night, does she lay awake in agony until her heart attacks put her to sleep?

Maxi_Ghost 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

haha, pretty sucks to be OP

perdix 29

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:48

Find a dude that's into hairy chicks and forget shaving/waxing/etc. You're such a klutz that if you tried to clean up your crotchetal region, people might think you're having a heavy period.