Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML

by tallwoman / 05/18/2010 at 2:57pm / Denmark (Arhus) / Health

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  • Maria is a weird name for a guy.

    #6 - On 05/18/2010 at 7:57pm by dacho

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  • Bending over at a concert is a bad idea. You're lucky you got an entire girl on your back rather that a piece of a guy lower down.

    #9 - On 05/18/2010 at 8:10pm by perdix

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