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Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34237) - you deserved it (10693)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States

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I think you've made a huge mistake.

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:21pm by badonis

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it was the same night, and yeah i did enjoy the food. and no it wasn't a previous meal, and thanks for your concern but my mother is a doctor and she admitted it was food poisoning . my friends also have gotten food poisoning from there.

#13 - On 03/22/2009 at 1:27pm by amandapurple

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