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Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 11:08pm - health - by duuuuude (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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#3 isn't being graphic. People need to get over it - it's a vagina. Half of you've got one, most of the other half wants to stick their penis in one. Grow up.

#5 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:21am by Eresbel

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Douching, while being nasty in general is actually rather unhealthy, too.
"Douching upsets the natural pH balance in your vagina, making you more susceptible to yeast infections. It can actually push bacteria up, too (introducing infections). The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease."

#3 - On 04/17/2009 at 6:11am by Kiriel

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