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Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good.
Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 3:41am by MKC

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And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

#15 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:05am by betsymonty

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