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Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
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On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

#21461585
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On 08/28/2015 at 2:13am - health - by unsuckable (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
161 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

#21460776
81 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 12:33am - health - by Whiteheads - United States (Texas)

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21460636
45 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, my date came to pick me up for a date. As I was getting into his car, a large blister on my foot burst. My foot is now swimming in a pool of hot, liquid pus. FML

Today, after some great sex, my boyfriend mused: "You know, from this position, I could punch you in the cunt and you wouldn't be able to stop me." I could only relax when he finally fell asleep nearly an hour later. FML

#21459620
101 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

#21459605
98 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
244 comments

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On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

#21458879
165 comments

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On 08/21/2015 at 2:22pm - health - by fuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of my ears randomly went deaf. I went to the doctor, thinking I had an ear infection or something. Turns out that your ears can go deaf entirely without reason, and I now have medication to take to see if I can get any of my hearing back in that ear. I'm only 26. FML

#21458738
109 comments

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On 08/21/2015 at 2:22am - health - by ANON - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

#21458628
54 comments

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On 08/20/2015 at 9:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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