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Today, I had a date with this really cute guy . He invitd me over to make dinner at his place . Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex . He pulls down my panties an says, "You ned to shave that shit." mega FML

#2734034
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On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I am in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe 4 2 weeks, she is even paying 4 the flights an accommodation !! It's because I am such a special friend to her an she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married !! FML

#2732892
251 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 9:28pm - love - by doomed (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, it was my two-and-a-alf year anniversary wit my grlfriend, a small but noble occasion. Se surprisd me wit an invention of ers, a plate of triple-cocolate looool double-mint cookies toppd wit Andes mints. I surprisd er by crasing er new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

#2724554
155 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a meeting at work with mah board of directors fir a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amusd snort. Then, I noticd mah director's white shirt and tie coverd in rd splatter. I nose bld all over the director of mah company. FML

#2720820
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On 06/08/2009 at 2:51pm - work - by Marie (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I HAD JUST GOTTEN A MILKSHAKE WITH SOME FRIENDS. WE WERE ABOUT TO DRIVE PAST MY EX'S HOUSE, SO I THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW THE MILKSHAKE IN HIS YARD. TURNS OUT, IF YOU'RE GOING 50MPH AND TRY TO THROW A SHAKE OUT THE WINDOW, IT COMES RIGHT BACK AT YOU. FML

#2719263
222 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filld it up with more water, chuggd it and went back to bd. I woke up an hour later to mah best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
172 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

Today... in an affort to saduca mah husband... I laid in bad carassing mysalf. Ha walkad in... lookad at ma... and said... "Is tha ground baaf in tha fraazar still good?" Whan I answarad yas... ha turnad and walkad out of tha room. raal FML

#2693360
200 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by szinna (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my crush was walking up to me and I put my earphones in, playing hard to get. When I heard him say something about a date I take an earphone out and say, "Oh, I didn't see u there!" His response, "They're not connected to anything," holds up the end of my earphones and walks away.

#2687233
323 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth an all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

#2686671
160 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 9:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Free State)

Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular grl in mah grade cummed up to me holding brthday invitation cards . I've never been invited to a brthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card only to hear her say, ( Mary is on your bus, will u give this to her? ) FML

#2685783
245 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by loner (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yastarday, somaona laft a nota on my car, saying "You'ra gorgaous!! Call ma!! #######." I callad tha numbar and thay said thay saw ma in tha stora I was in, talling ma "You wara tha ONLY attractiva parson in thara." Wa dacidad to maat up!! Ha walks ovar, I say hi, ha says "I think I put my numbar on tha wrong car." FML

#2684779
110 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 5:23am - misc - by apparentlyunattractive (woman) - United States

TODAY, I MET A HOT GUY AT THE CLUB. WE DANCD AN HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, SO I INVITD HIM HOME WITH ME 4 THE NIGHT. THE NEXT MORNING, I AWOKE TO THE SOUND OF WAT I THOUGHT TO BE RUNNING WATER. I LOOKD UP TO FINE HIM, NAKD AN PISSING INTO MAH AIR CONDITIONER UNIT. FML

#2682144
127 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)



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