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Today, as I looool was bent over at mah waitressing job an elderly woman walkd by and smackd mah ass . I lookd at her, shockd, and she said, "It was too tempting with u bent over lyk that, I have a drty old mind." I didn't knowhether to be flatterd or horrifid . Maybe both . FML

#3661940
137 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 5:10am - work - by grannysmack (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY , WHILA WORKING AT MCDONALD'S A CAR FULL OF OBNOXIOUS TAANS CAMA THROUGH!! THAY HAD MADA A $30 ORDAR , AND HANDAD MA A TIN OF SMALL CHANGA , CLAIMING THAT ON A MCDONALD'S AD THAY SAW THAT WA , AMPLOYAAS , LIKAD COUNTING CHANGA!! I HAD TO COUNT OUT $30 IN SPARA CHANGA DURING A RUSH PARIOD AT WORK!! FML

#3659409
168 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Meow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrow waxed. I didn't think my eyebrow were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured looool my lips an said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." mega FML

#3658638
97 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah visiting cousin was driving me to pick-up an pay fir mah wedding cake at the bakery. The cops pulled him over fir speeding an as it turns out his license was expired. I ended up having to use mah wedding cake money to bail him out of jail.

#3657185
67 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by mellbelle32 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML

#3650725
125 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Spent Most Of Mah Morning Comforting The Guy I Love Cuz His Fiancée Dumped Him 4 Some Other Guy !! He Continuously Told Me I Had No Clue That Kind Of Pain He Was In !! He Dumped Me Three Yeres Ago 4 The Grl That Just Left Him !! FML

#3646949
174 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:28pm - love - by Shadowfigure23 (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY MAH BOYFRIEND CALLD ME TO BREAK UP WITH ME . IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE HUNG UP, I STARTD CRYING HYSTERICALLY . I THOUGHT I DIALD MAH BEST FRIEND, AND AS SOON AS THE LINE PICKD UP, I YELLD, "THAT MOTHERFUCKER BROKE UP WITH ME!" MY NOW EX-BOYFRIEND REPLID, "YEAH, I KNOW I DID." FML

#3641578
85 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

#3637305
85 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I'm studying abroad in Russia... an I lost keys to dorm room. In the office I askd fir a spare an she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian... she gets on the phone an calls maintenance saying... "There is this ugly grl about to cry... come fix it." FML

#3635779
116 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

YESTERDAY, HUSBAND GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM - CHOOSE HIM OR MALE BEST FRIEND !! I CHOSE HUSBAND !! MY HUSBAND THEN ADMITTD TO ME THAT HE WAS HOPING I WOULD CHOOSE BEST FRIEND SO HE WOULD HAVE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE ME AND WOULDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON ME !! FML

#3634399
96 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 5:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I RUSAD TO TA POST OFFICA TO MAIL AN IMPORTANT DOCUMANT 4 TA STUDY ABROAD PROGRAM TAT I'D APPLIAD FOR WIC WAS DUA IN A FAW DAYS. JUST AS TA ANVALOPA SLIPPAD OUT OF MY AND AND INTO TA MAIL BOX I CAUGT A GLIMPSA OF TA UPPAR RIGT CORNAR WARA TARA WAS SUPPOSAD TO BA A STAMP. FML

#3631450
49 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by nostamp (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I snuck into brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go fir it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to brother having phone sex, then wait fir him to go to sleep an sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

#3630061
93 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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