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Today, my new roommate pukd into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bd . Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit . We share the bathroom . This is the second time already . FML

#21336281
68 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 6:06am - misc - by notyourcleaner (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, A Guy Called Me Out Of The Blue. Apparently, He'd Copied My Number From A Sheet We'd Filled Out In Church. He Doesn't Understand Y I'm ( Overreacting ). FML

#21335287
78 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 7:39pm - love - by janegeorge (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Fred Fir "blatant, Inexcusable Racism". My Boss Had Asked Me Which Website Background I Preferred Fir Our Company, And I Said That White Backgrounds Are Usually Best. He Thinks That I Believe In White Supremacy, And That's Bad Fir The Company's Image. FML

#21334747
94 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 10:02pm - work - by Jem (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I psychd myself up and headd out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get mah frst job. That is, until a brd shat on mah head on mah way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

#21334630
61 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 5:46pm - work - by sadlrana121 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man startd yelling at us and challengd us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blockd his path to the beef jerky samples. mega FML

#21334513
66 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 2:22pm - misc - by gotta_respond (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxer instead of my essay. FML

#21334385
84 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 9:35am - misc - by kb (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep!! It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him!! He sent a text asking me if I was ready!! Me replying ( yes ) was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on mah horny boyfriend!! FML

#21334154
50 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched me out for insulting his intelligence, saying it was "blatantly fake" and that "women don't orgasm like that". real FML

#21334061
69 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 6:09pm - intimacy - by good2know (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after paying a job coach a load of money for his services, pretty much the only advice he gave me was "Send out more résumés." mega FML

#21333885
37 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, an so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, cuz my friends an I aren't attractive either. FML

#21333300
73 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by licensed_ginger (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today a girl from class screamd at me in public 4 ugging te guy se likes. Se treatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". Tat guy is ma boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, my boyfriend told me tat e gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip tan e does aving sex wit me . FML

#21333219
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/08/2015 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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