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Today, ma usband cummd ome, drunk an wit lipstick smeard on is face. Wen I confrontd im about it, e just slurrd, "A don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
76 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

TODAY, IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE MY DOG SCRATCHD MY 9 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER AFTER SHE WALKD OVER AN REPEATEDLY KICKD HIM. MY DAUGHTER HAS DISOWND ME AN WON'T LET ME SEE MY OWN GRANDCHILDREN UNTIL I HAVE MY COMPANION OF 11 YEARS ( DESTROYD ).

#21343453
216 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Giurgiu)

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
88 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of basketball, mah 15 year old son shovd me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut mah arm badly on the ground. I yelld at him for being an idiot. He replid "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch,hat a fucking shocker." My husband doubld over laughing. FML

#21342921
263 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I startd at ma new job. Turns out ma boss is a complete doucebag. He spent most of te day looking over our soulders and making cuntis comments about our work... ten calld a guy a piece of sit 4 farting and forcd im to spray disinfectant on is cair. FML

#21342765
51 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 8:27am - work - by Mishlette (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today I was askad by a total strangar if I had Tourattas. This is tha third tima this has happanad to ma. FML

#21342680
67 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today,hile breast feeding mah 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, an cried til I shut up. looool FML

#21342394
53 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm - kids - by ameliaruth09 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the thing she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

#21341567
60 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out fir being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a ( normal life ). I'm 26 and just very short. FML

#21341527
192 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Babysat An 11 Year Old Kid While His Parents Ate Out. As Soon As They Left, The Kid Asked Me If I Wanted To Be On The Sex Offender's List. Before I Could Even Process That, He Told Me To Stay Out Of His Way An He Wouldn't Accuse Me Of Anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

#21341011
69 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 3:24pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

TADAY I FOUND OUT MY BOYFRIEND DRESSE IN MY UNDERWEAR AND TIGHTS, TAKES SUGGESTIVE SHOTS OF HIS ASS AND LEGS, AND USES THEM TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE'S A GIRL SO THEY BUY HIM STUFF IN HIS ONLINE GAMES. FML

#21340885
164 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY , I WAS PLAYING CARADES. MY BOYFRIEND , WO I'D RECENTLY AD A FIGT WIT , AD TROUBLE AN JUST SAID IS ANSWER WAS TE NAME OF MY CELEBRITY TWIN. NOBODY GOT IT. HE SAID "REALLY? IT'S FAT BASTARD." STUNNED SILENCE FOLLOWED , BROKEN BY A SINGLE "HAH." FROM MY 'BEST FRIEND'. FML

#21340816
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29444) - you deserved it (3392)

On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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