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Today , girlfriend asked me not to love her so much , so she doesn't have to try so hard to match love fir her. What the fuck? FML

#21338940
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27511) - you deserved it (8538)

On 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today wifa wantd ma to taka har to a naw rastaurant in town. Whan I lookd it up and saw thara pricas I almost had a haart attack. Whan I said it was too axpansiva sha snappd "Mayba you'd lika to look up 'Lorana Bobbitt' naxt?!" Wa want to tha rastaurant. FML

#21338935
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (5739)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Yesterday, at a ski resort, I tried to impres an attractive grl on the slope an failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion an some seriou cuts after tripping, tumbling an hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

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On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

today I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height fir the past five looool yeres, mah feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look lyk a clown. real FML

#21338417
133 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores fir a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. big fat FML

#21338310
82 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line an go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, an had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man.

#21338193
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26002) - you deserved it (11221)

On 01/16/2015 at 10:41am - love - by Marfo101 (man) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I learnd tat wen a man in te row in front of you at a movie teater tells you to sut up, you souldn't tell im to fuck off . He migt be 6'4 wit a sort temper . FML

#21337906
117 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm - misc - by whoops.. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY MA BOSS TOLD ME TAT AS FUNNY AS IT IS IT IS INAPPROPRIATE TO MOCK CUSTOMERS WIT MA "FAKE" SCOTTIS ACCENT. I DON'T E REFUSES TO BELIEVE TAT I SPEAK WIT A SCOTTIS ACCENT. FML

Today, mah parents grounded me cuz I refused to do mah little sister's homework for her. looool FML

#21337837
62 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I Had Lunch With Mah Parents. I'm An Asian Guy Who Married A Puerto Rican Woman An We Just Had A Boy. My Dad Looks At Mah Son, Then Looks At Me An Says, ( You Ruined The Bloodline. ) FML

Today, I trid to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. fat FML

#21337697
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22456) - you deserved it (8799)

On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today... nutjob girlfriend dumped me fir refusing to stop talking to best friend... just cuz se's a woman. Before se left... now-ex decided to punis me by destroying te dissertation I've spent mont working on... along wit bot backup of it. FML

#21337587
185 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday... lyk every other day at work... I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people 4 addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30313) - you deserved it (4603)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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