Geek: Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent...

By Needlongerarms - 08/09/2016 12:56 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 20:00 - Netherlands - Valkenswaard

Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By elovan - 25/07/2015 08:33 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 13:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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By jenny2989 - 07/06/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML

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By Rush Snake - 05/01/2009 03:57 - France

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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Here I go again

By Anonymous - 03/01/2013 05:02 - United States - Austin

Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML

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cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2016 3:05

Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...

luther48 20

Friday 9 September 2016 2:46

Totally done it. Totally deserve it.

Comments

GeneralMotors 23

Friday 9 September 2016 2:37

you'll be really screwed when your battery dies.

FarFromHome_fml 17

Friday 9 September 2016 2:41

Ydi But that isn't an option -.-'

luther48 20

Friday 9 September 2016 2:46

Totally done it. Totally deserve it.

tounces7 27

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:21

Sometimes Laziness takes hard work.

strugglingartist 6

Friday 9 September 2016 2:55

Laziness or not, I think that's genius.

Joe36_fml 17

Friday 9 September 2016 3:04

Don't see why this is nsfw

cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2016 3:05

Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...

punmessiah 28

Friday 9 September 2016 3:11

i love how this is nsfw

Jurbla 14

Friday 9 September 2016 3:12

Unless you configured the app with your penis, I don't understand why this is marked as "nsfw"

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 9 September 2016 3:31

My guess is you aren't supposed to be lazy at work so that'd be why it's NSFW? That or an error.

Dilexar 26

Friday 9 September 2016 20:40

labeled Geeks now

OhPuhleeze 23

Friday 9 September 2016 3:12

I would call it "invested" 10 minutes. Now you won't have to get up so often. So many minutes saved.... aah, feck it... I'm going to install that app on my phone too.