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By Oopsidaisy - 25/07/2016 02:15 - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me in front of my mom on a cocaine fueled rampage, then sped off down the street in my new car, rear ending someone in the process. FML
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well if she's a cocaine addict then you should probably leave her first

Your mom clearly needs to cut down on the cocaine.

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well if she's a cocaine addict then you should probably leave her first

Your mom clearly needs to cut down on the cocaine.

y would u bring her high on coke around your mom?

If your girlfriend does cocaine then you need to get out of that relationship ASAP. Hard drugs are never okay, marijuana an argument can be made for (I don't smoke it and never will but I digress) but hard drugs will lead to health problems, run ins with the law, possible abuse or other stupid things due to drug highs, etc. Get out while you still can.