Geek: Today, while I was moderating FMLs, I felt bad for saying "no"...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 22:48 - United States - Lake Worth

Today, while I was moderating FMLs, I felt bad for saying "no" to a couple of them, but just a word of advice to the creators of those FMLs: if you have one grammatical error, then the whole thing is shit. Sorry. FML.

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73012211 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 15:14

Or just don't be a dick.

Shadow9876 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:47

If you're going to be that picky about it then you should realize it says FML's should end in "FML", not "FML.".

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73012211 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 15:14

Or just don't be a dick.

Shadow9876 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:47

If you're going to be that picky about it then you should realize it says FML's should end in "FML", not "FML.".

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