Love: Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML

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Like in the movies

By alltern8ive - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Class act

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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aymaureen 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:12

that is so hot i like the chubbys :]

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Monday 5 October 2009 1:27

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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akorpija 12

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:58

Time for the gym, fatty.

doctorkazefa 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:39

Um. Lose weight. This is not an FML. OP is just a fatass.

katrinaa_13 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:35

oooh. lool. fail. epic fail. ;D

ashley594 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:31

I was on medication that made me fat once and people made fun of me for it. Now i'm off the medication that made me fat and now i'm really slender and bony, which runs on my mom's side of the family. Now I get made fun of for being skinny and my friends gave me a new nickname. I'm now 'skeletor'.....original

TheRoker 0

Monday 12 October 2009 6:25

YDI for being a lard ass and eating to many twinkies

gellinellen 1

Tuesday 13 October 2009 4:18

Just laugh it off, and say look what you've done to me, you make me so happy you've made me fat. its been proven when your happy you gain weight.

madaddicted 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 3:03

omfg lol... that... its.. just, damn thats just TMI..... GOD what the freak did he say about your.. belly??

alexandraa_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 5:41

Yeah 157, then every fat ass in americas gonna use the excuse.. "Im fat because.. I love you!" derderder!

hunnibunnz 13

Sunday 8 November 2009 7:53

Well if he's with you, for one, he know you're fat already. And for two, he obviously must not care too much about it. So it's not an FML, he just doesn't wanna be squished to to death. Lol. If you really feel bad about the way you look then exercise. It's not a hard concept. Just make sure you do it for your own health & self esteem, and not for others. I lost 120 lbs 3 years ago and have never felt better. ;]

trizzieb 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 7:22

As I told the previous poster, lose some weight. It's not that hard.

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